"I have a fantasy, he says, of a librarian"

"Sitting at her desk with her back very straight, she asks the young man very politely, the one who always comes into the library to check out bestsellers, asks him when it was he last got laid. He lets out a weird sound and she says shhh, this is a library. She has her hair back and the glasses on but everyone has a librarian fantasy, and she is truly a babe beneath. I have a fantasy, he says, of a librarian".

Aimee Bender: "Quiet please". In: The girl in the flammable skirt. Stories. New York: Anchor Books 1999, S. 59. - Ein tolles Buch mit höchst schrägen Geschichten, nicht nur weil in einer davon eine Bibliothekarin die Hauptrolle spielt!